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Ke$ha’s PSA: Don’t Let A Guy Take A Picture Of You Covered In Jizz

Sometimes the road to celebrity is a rough one, with stars making mistakes and learning the ropes along the way. You know - red carpet fashion faux pas, the occasional drunk outing at a club, and that classic: letting some guy jizz all over your chest and photograph the post-coital aftermath. After we wiped the vomit off our keyboard after viewing the pic, we actually felt kinda sad/bad for the singer. After all, there’s a picture of Ke$ha COVERED IN CUM (NSFW! Seriously!) all over the we...

Helena Christensen: Naked Jogger

If there’s one thing that sounds completely unappealing to us, it’s the thought of someone - anyone - jogging naked. There’s a lot of stuff that flaps around when one jogs, which is why we have so many Spandex athletic garments that restrain said flapping items. So even though supermodel Helena Christensen is one of the most beautiful women in the world, we still don’t want to imagine her out for a run in nothing but her cross-trainers. Alas, naked Helena the focal point...

Mariah Carey eases new backstage demands but wants wedding vows renewed yearly

(HMG) – Mariah Carey’s reputation for demanding to be lavished in constant splendor took a mixed turn today.   On the one hand husband Nick Cannon will be expected to marry Mariah about once a year for life. Mariah and Nick are set to tie the knot for the third time on April 30, which is their two-year wedding anniversary.  “We get married every year! That’s our thing,” Cannon explained to UsMagazine at Monday’s PepsiCo Feed America Volunteer Day event in NYC...

Sandra Bullock Denies Sex Tape Rumors

Sandra Bullock fans can relax now - the actress has broken her silence and quashed allegations that a sex tape with Jesse James will be made public because, she explains, no such tape exists. Put simply to People, Bullock said “There is no sex tape. There never has been one and there never will be one.” We’re taking that in several ways: first, and most obviously, as a denial that she voluntarily participated in the making of a tape (which we’re inclined to believe becau...

Sandra Bullock Afraid Jesse James Will Reveal Her Secrets or Worse if She Divorces

(HMG) – If you believe previous reports, Sandra Bullock has already packed her bags and decided that her marriage is over but she has yet to actually file divorce papers.  A new report claims the reason she hasn’t is because she is afraid her philandering husband Jesse James will spill her secrets in retaliation. According to RadarOnline, The Oscar winning actress wants to wait for things to calm down before she formally files for divorce. A source revealed, “The main reason Sandra h...

The “other” woman

That “multicolor thing” (Michelle McGee) is what Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with.  What a loser. Well, his Oscar-winning wife dumped his butt last week: Jesse, who is also dad to 14-year-old Chandler and 10-year-old Jesse Jr, has been handling his parenting duties solo this week, following the allegations that he was involved in a nine month affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. His wife, Sandra Bullock, who left the couple’s Southern California home on Monday (March 15...

Courtney Love confesses daughter Frances is still #1

[HMG] – In a story whose timing was foreseen by many of her peers in the business, Courtney Love, widow of Nirvana frontman, Kurt Cobain has told the Oxford union her daughter is the core of her life. Just one day after a court order restricting her access to 17-year old Frances was extended, Courtney, 45, told the world-famous British university forum her daughter was the one thing that consoled her after Kurt’s death in April of 1994. ”What gave me strength was my daughter...

Attorney Darren Kavinoky Gives Updates into Jaycee Dugard Case

"The Insider"'s contributing legal correspondent and attorney Darren Kavinoky offers up the latest news in the investigation of Jaycee Dugard, the alleged rape and kidnap victim who was purportedly held in the backyard of an Antioch, CA man's home for 18 years. "It's such a legally complex case with issues layered upon issues, but one thing is for sure, Jaycee is taking steps to distance herself from the past," Darren reports. Watch the video to get legal updates with Darren, and go to www.NoCuf...

Fergie’s Top 30 Hottest Outfits Ever

Fergie Ferg, one-fourth of the record-breaking and Grammy Award winning music group the Black Eyed Peas, is arguably the most famous member of their crew and by far the most stylish (although they each have their own unique thing going on). Fergie’s looks onstage are eye-catching and jaw-dropping, and she always shines on the red carpet. Despite having to continuously deal with drama from her (alleged) cheating husband there is not much that can get Fergie down. She continues to rock out ...

Jon Gosselin “Hung Like A 9-Year-old Boy,” Says Ex Hailey

If Hailey Glassman’s mismatched lingerie on the cover of next week’s Steppin’ Out Magazine didn’t already have you aching for the weekend, her anxiously unawaited quotes on ex-boyfriend Jon Gosselin’s genitalia should be just the thing to add a FFS to your TGIF. “”He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy,” she says. “I’m serious. This is true…3 inches.” Anything else to add on the subject, Hailey? “Anybody who sleeps...
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