Chris Brown on beating Rihanna: “I regret it every second.” Do you buy it? [PopEater]
Nicole Kidman could teach Lindsay Lohan a thing or two about avoiding wrinkles. [DListed]
Must watch: This video from the 90’s explaining to kids how the web works, with some kinda NSFW web pages thrown in for LOLs. [Videogum]
Britney Spears took her tots to see Zombieland. We kid - it was Where the Wild Things Are (though probably almost as inappropriate, right?). [PITNB]
Is Jessica Simpson...