[HMG] – In news that could well be a re-run from every two weeks for the past six months, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are back together. Yes, again.
Friends of the perpetually recycled couple say that, though their connection’s been fragile for the past few months, the pair have now committed to making it work. They last split around the time of the MTV Video Music Awards in September, but as an insider reveals that’s now past;
“He and Jess took some time apart through the fall, but stayed in touch via phone.” the sources tells 411. They visited each other and Jess missed him, but by the holidays Justin was back and focused on Jess.”
And this rematch, we’re assured, is for real…just like all the others;
“Justin loves her,” oozes the snitch. “She makes him happy, they have so much in common and she’s a good fit for him. She’s low-key and makes an effort to spend time with her family and friends.”
The problem last time, so it seems, is JT does not like the idea of commitment. But he and Jessica have worked that out;
“Justin now realizes what it would be like to lose Jess. He wants her in his life and they’re now in a much better pace in terms of a connection,” so we’re told.
And JT’s mom, Lynn Harless, is reportedly so happy they’re a couple again, she wants them to breed;
“She’s often said she would love to see him and Jess marry and have her grandchildren. Lynn really does like Jess, so their mended romance is good news.”
And if Lynne needed a preview of their spawn, the guys at Harvard can help – With Jess by his side, JT was ‘honored’ as the ‘Hasty Pudding Theatrical’s Man of the Year on Friday, ending the night in a blond wig that looked more fake than Britney’s, dayglo-pink heels and an over-sized bra.
“This year’s Man Of The Year is a triple threat,” said Stephen Rola, Hasty’s Roast-Master. “He sings, he dances…and he goes straight to DVD.”
Then came a parade starring Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and Madonna – all played by guys – joined by a clone of fellow ‘NSync’ alumnus, Chris Kirkpatrick.
But once clad in the wig and pink heels, JT’s response was disturbing; While rating the ‘Pudding Pot’ award as “cooler than any Grammy or Emmy,” he confessed quite a taste for the taffeta;
“Every time I’ve hosted SNL I’ve ended up in drag at least once,” he told the crowd. “I love stuff like this.”
Jessica seen heading for the exits in 3…2…1…
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