Tiger Woods wall of shame still growing

Holly Sampson[HMG] – In a follow-up to our earlier story and the expectation that there will be a dozen or more mistresses, it’s now being claimed that Tiger Woods has a seventh woman to add to his list.

Porn star Holly Sampson, 36, has yet to confirm or deny her involvement with Tiger – thus helping create more press for herself – but she has hired a lawyer to ensure she gets paid.

“She has no comment on the matter,” Attorney Andrew Contiguglia told the Daily News.

If such a connection were to prove true it would make seven girlfriends, each with an average age [and IQ?] of just 30.

Meanwhile the London press is now reporting a possible candidate for date number eight. So far identified only ‘a sexy British TV broadcaster.’ Tiger’s connection with the mysterious lady was well known to his PGA pals,  “He would hook up with her whenever he went to the UK,” one tabloid quotes an insider as saying. “His fling was the talk of the whole PGA.”

But Tiger didn’t need to travel to Europe to find a new friend; He is said to have been a regular in the VIP rooms at Blue Martini and Club 23, where he’s been known to drop more than $1,500 in the course of one night.

“When Tiger goes out in Orlando he certainly goes to Blue Martini,” a source told scribes. “Any rich and randy guy from the suburbs can leave with a girl on each arm.” Club 23 even has a private enclave known as “The Tiger Room” because Woods spent so much time dating there.

Ms. Sampson’s list of film roles includes such ground-breaking epics as, “Diary of a Horny Housewife,” “My First Sex Teacher,” “Lingerie or Bust,” and “Bare-Breasted Bondage.” And the global exposure created by an alleged liaison with Tiger is sure to drive demand for her works to lofty new heights.

…But far be it from us to even suggest that’s a possible motive.

Meanwhile, for those trying to keep track the scorecard [so far] reads…
1/ Rachel Uchitel – Manhattan hostess
2/ Jaimee Grubbs – Former VH1 ‘Tool Academy’ – Now in talks to pose naked in Playboy
3/ Kalika Moquin – Las Vegas nightclub exec
4/ Jamie Jungers – Cocktail waitress and lingerie model
5/ Mindy Lawton – Cocktail waitress from Orlando, FL.
6/ Cori Rist – NYC-based wannabe model
and 7 – Miss Holly Sampson – Porn star.

But the man usually plays eighteen holes, so something tells me this list is not done…

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