• Brad Pitt isn’t quite as cute while hammered.  [DListed]
• Jessica Simpson gets herself a ring, without the man. [PopEater]
• Britney Spears introduces her boyfriend to the magic of Starbucks. [PITNB]
• Reasons not to read: Lisa Rinna wrote a book. [LaineyGossip]
• Check out celebrities as Mad Men characters (and then check out artist Dyna Moe’s awesome blog – she drew the MadMenYourself characters and is the shizz). [Buzzfeed]
• Whatever you do, do not cross Joan Rivers. She’ll drop the f-bomb faster than you can say “bad plastic surgery.” [BWE]
• Not too worry – John Travolta’s rep has assured the world that the actor is a Scientologist always and forever. [Gawker]

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