• Joel Madden loses points for his new hairdo, but gains ‘em right back for being an adorable dad.  [PopSugar]
• Top Chef star Toby Young was hit by a car while riding his bike in London.  [PopEater]
• In what will surely not be a stretch from her real life: Katie Holmes is set to star in a horror movie.  [DListed]
• Adam Lambert hasn’t even won Idol yet, and he’s already on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.  [JustJared]
• Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez are young, in love, and sharing clothes.  [PITNB]
• Owen Wilson is surprisingly sexy atop a surfboard.  [Jezebel]
• Oh shizz – Buzzfeed has started a feud with Twitter-whore Ashton Kutcher.  [Buzzfeed]
• The one pig in all of Afghanistan has the saddest life ever.  [BWE]

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